March 2012
so-im-pretty-homo-sexual:
when you read the notes he gave you and you just cry.
Watchgiellelovee:
markbarela:
My new best friend.
I have been so blessed with the most amazingly perfect and well behaved baby :) I had no idea anything could be so cute.
This is so cute! Ugggggggggg
What pisses me off about society.
"Devil" Music, that classifies you as a wierdo in the modern world.
Pierce The Veil: Maybe we're meant to lose the ones we love, but I'll fight for you till then.
A Day To Remember: When your gone, it's like a whole part of me's missing. So I'll keep living the lie and just hope that your listening
Bring Me The Horizion: We all carry these things inside that no one else can see,they hold us down like anchors,they drown us out at sea
Attack Attack: If he's dumb enough to walk away be smart enough to let him go.
Asking Alexandria: It's hard to remember the good times when there's just so much heartache, But they deserve more than that.
Music that is accepted. and you are cool for listening to.
Nicki Manaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
Lil Wayne: Get my kush in California, Get my dro from Arizona
Wiz Khalifa: They say life's a gamble, hit my joint and roll the dice. When you living this high, you can't be afraid of heights.
THATS why society pisses me off
Watchj4ke:
oh my god
Ijustlaughedforfivestraightminutes
Whenever one of my annoying classmates speaks
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
☺More Laughs Here.
EVERY FUCKING DAY OF DRIVERS ED
Watchstuartyoung:
YOUR BOY P-CAT
lolololololololololololololololololo
I have no faith in society.
Some Kid In my First Period to another boy: We're still playing badminton?
Kid: I hate that game!
Kid: It's almost as gay as you!
MCR: I am not afraid to keep on living
Society: emo
A Day to Remember: Keep your hopes up high an your head down low
Society: emo
Twin Atlantic: Just have the guts to disagree
Society: emo
The Blackout: Know you're not alone
Society: emo
Lostprophets: Everybody scream your heart out
Society: emo
Nicki Minaj: Imma slap you if you a hoe
Society: OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!!
Depicting this glorious shit in comic form. Soon.
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
The Deviant.: No one cares if you don’t like... →
ashleypurdysoutlaws:
No one cares if you don’t like Sammi, Juliet, or Ella. Shut up and get the fuck out of my tags. Your reasoning is always fucking stupid and flawed anyway. The same people who post this stupid shit are the first people who freak out on trolls in the BVB tags. Which leads me to another thing, you…
February 2012
WatchOh my god.. Oh my fucking god..
*dead*
itsbotdf:
My new sounds:
o.oGIMMEGIMMEGIMMENAO
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
Oh my god. How fucking much I miss this show..
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
minghag:
the dash icons went from emo and boring to bright and gay
they pulled an mcr
“This isn’t over, baby, don’t believe a word they say.”
– Candlelit Dinner with Inamorta~Asking Alexandria
The differences between puberty. →
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
I fell asleep listening to Jayy Von Monroe.
I believe I am winning.
Just smacked my head up against my bed frame.
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
What I say: I go to shows.
What I mean: Whenever a band I like plays a venue within 90 minutes of where I live, I go to the show and stand up front and sing along and participate in pile ons and screaming in the vocalist's face and get sweaty with strangers and hang out and buy merch and stuff.
What a lot of annoying girls say: I go to shows.
What a lot of annoying girls mean: I go to Warped Tour every year and walk around in short shorts and a bikini top and watch half of a few sets sometimes but really I just go to find a hot guy I think might be in a band to make out with.
Sorry I had to -____-
I love the "I hate myself and everything about me"...
It’s just the best..