March 2012
To all bands:
themerchdude:
Your real fans will stick around even when your music is not on the radio.
disaster-h-e-a-r-t-s:
and in a matter of hours, a ton of people hate me, I was called a bitch and awkward, and there goes the guy im pretty sure i loved. Fabulous. sorry to get all personal guys
Here's a small part of what happened last night at...
I forget the guy's name, so I shall refer to him as douchebag.
Douchebag: *is sitting behind me, strokes my arm to get my attention*
Me: What?
Douchebag: Hey, do you go here?
Me: Yeah
Douchebag: Well do you know *insert his name here*
Me: No.
Douchebag: Well, it's me. You're attractive. What's your name?
Me: Jordan.
Douchebag: Well nice to meet you.
Me: okaaay... you're weird... so bye...
Douchebag: You're awkward.
Me: DAMN STRAIGHT. *insert me crossing my eyes and sticking my tongue out*
Sammi: Boobie!
Laura: You're on my hhhhoooooollllllllleeeeee.
Sammi: I MUST FINGER IT
Laura: NO NONONONOANJFLADKJF;
kurtana:
most girls in my school cry over boys and drama… i cry myself to sleep every night because of a gay fictional couple
Laura: I have a shirt in my hole.
Sammi: I WANT TO FINGER YOUR HOLE
I still remember the first time we started...
20 years in the future
Wife: Hey so my mother is coming into town, and I want to show her a good time. Maybe we should take her to the Olive Garden, do you know where that is?
Me: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Wife: What?
Me: Oh my god, I don't know where that came from.
Remember, ideas become things.: abortedslunk:... →
just-a-dumb-human:
abortedslunk:
whatevertheheckles:
nepetaschoiceass:
whatevertheheckles:
butwewereokay:
bemusedlybespectacled:
imsoweirdimnotanitimanith:
mikulukashipblog:
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING...
YOU KNOW WHEN A MOVIE SERIES MARKED A GENERATION...
christinapotter09:
ptchew:
pompthemoose:
I didn’t even realize there wasn’t a title…
I didn’t either. But we didn’t need a title.
titles are for movies, Harry is a way of life
My stages of band-related obsession.
Me: Who the fuck are they?
Me: Oh, I like this song.
Me: Oh, I like this album.
Me: Hey, the lead singer is pretty attractive.
Me: Oh hey there, so is the guitarist. And the bassist. And the drummer. Heh.
Me: I need to see this band live.
Me: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. LOOK THEY'RE SO WONDERFUL
Me: YOU PERFECT FUCKING BASTARDS ARE RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR FACES AND YOUR PERSONALITIES AND OH MY GOD I CAN'T EVEN ADSFSFLKNHSLKFHK *sobs continuously*
Remember when you weren't a dick, oh wait that was...
fuckyeahjinxxbvb:
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Time to find food that won't kill me c:
ewwww teeth
Loneliness for Laura won't come over tonight and...
PTV gang sign ;D
I guess it's time to make these internet...
Reblog if you'd go here if it was real.
When someone vents to you,
and you’re left speechless. You want to be able to say something to make them feel better, but you can’t think of anything. All you can do is try to respond with something but then it seems like you don’t care. It sucks when someone is pouring their heart out to you, and you can’t do anything to fix it.
“I don’t give a damn if you kids fail all your classes. I don’t care if you skip...”
– My form teacher
(via gerardsboner)
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage.
Intelligent person: Well, what about divorce? Doesn't divorce destroy the sanctity of traditional marriage as well? If so, why aren't you against divorce? What about people like Kim Kardashian who get married for three months and then get divorced? Should we ban her from ever getting married again? I didn't think so.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will open the doors to other types of marriage, like being able to marry your dog, family member, or several people at once.
Intelligent person: People thought the same thing about interracial marriage and it's been legal for quite some time now. I don't recall any doors being opened to interspecies marriage because of interracial marriage. Furthermore, there are several states that allow you to marry your first cousin and I believe that door was opened by traditional marriage, not gay marriage.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will redefine the word "marriage".
Intelligent person: Words are redefined every day and people don't seem to mind. If they redefined the word "marker", would you protest it because "marker" has had a set definition for years? Switching around a few words so that same-sex couples are included in the definition cannot and will not affect your existing marriage in any way, shape, or form.
Idiot: Marriage is about reproducing. Two people of the same sex cannot reproduce.
Intelligent person: What about sterile men and infertile women? They're still allowed to get married. Why not ban that as well? And if you want to get technical, gay couples can reproduce via a surrogate, but that's probably a little too technical for you, Mr. Idiot.
Idiot: Legalizing gay marriage will devalue existing traditional marriages.
Intelligent person: If two total strangers living several hundred miles away from you getting married affects your marriage somehow, then I don't think your marriage was that strong to begin with.
Idiot: The Bible states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Intelligent person: The Bible says a lot of things, but this country is not governed by what the Bible says. This country is governed by what the Constitution says and the first amendment states, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."
Idiot: Marriage and family go hand-in-hand. In order to properly raise a child, the child must have a mother and a father. If we legalize gay marriage and same-sex couples raise children, the children will grow up confused.
Intelligent person: A child does not need to have both a mother and a father in order to grow up secure and successful. If you don't believe me, you can visit the man who lives in the White House. As for same-sex couples raising children, several scientific studies have concluded that being raised by same-sex parents does not affect a child's self-esteem, gender identity, or emotional health.
Idiot: Gay marriage is against my religious belief and as an American I reserve the right to religious freedom.
Intelligent person: Really? Gays getting married will not take your religious freedom away. You're allowed to believe in whatever you want, but you're not allowed to try and impose your beliefs on me by trying to take my rights away. That is not religious freedom.
th3d0wnfallofusall:
vanswarpedwhore:
i just want someone who
wears skinny jeans and band tops
has good taste in music
will come to gigs with me
will cuddle me
will send me cute texts
please
^
Who ready for warped tour?
piercetheveilplease:
Which city are you guys gonna see pierce the veil in?
I’m seeing them in San Diego! I don’t even live near there.
Charlotte c: and Possible VA Beach if I can convince momma to let me go with my frands.
